The ice cream you must have before you die.
The world literally stops for me when I bite into a Weis' Bar. Flowers smell sweeter, the crummy line manager who bullies me is no longer the Anti-Christ, the car runs better and even the dog turd I stepped in five minutes ago smells like something you would rub under your armpits. I bought a pack of four yesterday, and am finishing the fourth one now. They are, like, dude, well, you just have to have one. You know what I am saying? Don't leave it for later because you could die at any time of the day or night, and if you haven't tried a Weis' ...bar, well, you really haven't lived. Simple as that. There are real macadamias in there too, not peanuts tarted up with chicken salt to make them taste exotic. There are real mangoes in there as well. And real ice-cream. This is an Australian company you can feel proud about supporting. Sure, they're Halal approved, but who cares if the terrorists get the money? Someone has to pay for all those white Toyota Hi Ace trucks, and their guns and bombs. First of all, the taste of these things is out of this world. It is so smooth, soothing and calming. I think they should hand them out while you are waiting for the drill at the dentist. I think they should give them to grumpy bus drivers. I've met a few lately. Would sure make them get over their gripes and treat people with some kind of civility. And what about all these space cadets out there these days? The one's on ice and dope and what have you. If only they'd have found Weis' bars before they started sniffing and injecting and drinking that crap, then their lives wouldn't have ended up in nowhere land. What am I saying? A Weis' bar will make you a more personable person. It makes you happy, Sure, it will make you fat if you hook into them like I did over the weekend, but, hey, they are just....well, believe it or not, I can't describe them.
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