McCain Pub Size Bangers In A Rich Onion Gravy With Creamy Mash

I should've swapped meals with the dog – Imagine for a moment, the cheapest, nastiest and most flavourless snags you can find... now wake up from that dream, because you wish the snags in this meal tasted as good as those. "But wait, there's more", then there's the dry powdery lump stuck in the corner that is meant to be mashed potato, even with a healthy (or unhealthy) dollop of butter mixed through it, it's still gritty and unpalatable. Somehow, even though by the time you've put this meal in front of you, it has been microwaved long enough to turn a gerbil inside out (call out to all the oldschool Joe Cartoon fans), the peas are still hard.

I don't know how, but the one thing that was remotely decent was the onion gravy.