Quilton King Size Gold 4 Ply Toilet Tissue

I got a bit frustrated with Quilton toilet paper (standard cheap stuff) so i embarked on a survey of toilet paper generally. I tried a few, not all brands. and came to the conclusion that Quilton Gold was about as good as you can buy. Everyone knows the weak points about various toilet paper, so I'll cut straight to the chase. Given that standard Quilton costs 31 cents per 100 sheets, and 4 ply Gold costs 43cents per 100, I think that unless you've got a loose bowelled tribe of kids, you can probably afford the difference, and if you're really cashed up, Kingsize Gold 4 ply at 56 cents per 100 is pure affordable luxury. Based on age and experience I'm an expert, so you can trust me. Go on! spend the extra 25 cents.