Smells like a certain Hotel Lounge area in Fortitude Valley on one of their renoun Drag Queen Pageant Nights!
Purchased at chemist warehouse, Townsville on wed 30 jan 2019.
I purchased David Beckhams Instinct Au De "Toilet" 75ml for about $50 from chemist warehouse in Townsville only because of all the media hype surrounding his name thinking he must have a somewhat exemplary reputation of sorts.
Well, after one use "Eau de toilet" went back to its maker and it took 3 flushes to get rid of the odourous stench!
I also made the mistake of purchasing the 'Instinct' brand underarm spray concoction from chemist warehouse in Townsville a day later thinking it must be better than his bottled accomplice.
I often wondered what was behind all this media razz-a-matazz hype of "Bending it with Beckham"....I sure as hell know now! After using his Instinct I can shout from the rooftops that I too "Bent it with Beckham"!! After that "FRAGRANT" assault, my nostrils will never feel "STRAIGHT" again! David Beckham wears these?? ...... Really!!! If true one would smell him coming at 100 paces, and my "Instinct" would tell my twiddle butt to boogie on out of there - pronto! This products pong is best described as a cross between a Kings Cross ladies public convenience in peak hour during a blistering summer heat wave, and, and, and, the fragrance counter at a $2.00 reject shop, and, and, stale urinal tablets! And the underarm spray gunk makes flies drop dead where they fly at just the slightest whiff!! Really!! (try it and see). (and I'm being ever so refined in my description here). And, Gosh, I dont even want to begin to imagine what this footballer's change rooms would smell like if he along with all his team mates wore this concoction before a game (And moreso AFTER)! I'm not even going THERE ok!!!!!! MEN, If you want some right pompous pong for your buck, try unisex opium eau de parfum spray 90ml by Yves Saint Laurent for $200.00. Well worth the couple of extra bucks and a more masculine (new age) pong-a-la-pong that wont "bend" your nostrils! (photo attached) (well tried to attach, only allows one photo). The matching Beckham "Instinct" underarm spray concoction costs $6.00, and will probably go on sale at $2.00 reject shops in the very near future, or end up being sold under a different label as an alternative to mace spray for the ladies, cause it does bring tears to the eyes!! Well, I can tell you it certainly made god cry! And he cried and cried and cried, (then he cried some more)! For seven days and seven nights cried God over townsville, and yay, it started on the day I first bought and used this gunk. Really!! - honest to God it did!! Other people reviewing this Instinct pong on here are right, it lasts for ages, and is FAR REACHING! OBVIOUSLY TOO FAR REACHING! It would have been more appropriate for Coty to use the endorsement of famous pianist Liberace and name it "Off key", Or, Hugo Weaving (of Priscilla) and called it "Spank my butt and call me Charlene"!! In future one will be weary buying any product endor$ed by any $oul $elling celebrity. In fairness to Coty, some people would probably take to this like a lame duck to water, it just did not meet my expectations (or Gods) given all the media hype surrounding Beckham and all. In short, if you want to be a Beautiful man "ducky", Beckham's instinct is right up your alley. Peter Townsville
Purchased in January 2019 for $49.99.
Smells Strong and long lasting
I recently purchased this collogne and was amazed as to how long it could last. Lasted a whole day, and smells strong, so great for business men or people who work outdoors. Was quite affordable at $75 but needless to say the bottle only lasted about 2 months with everyday use, so not too efficient
Smells great and didnt need you to carry around a bottle in the car as its long lasting
Bottle isnt efficient as it lasts about 2 months with everyday use
Perfect for everyday!
This product is fantastic. I use it everyday as it only costs me $15-20 for a 75ml bottle from Chemist Warehouse. I dont like to spend heaps of money on fragances but with this product I have found it to be not only affordable but it smells really nice. Very masculine smell. Highly recommended.
Cheap and Smells Great!
this a great male scent by and even more beautiful male. it also is accompanied by a range of other products to complimet the scent. you can also get this one in some great / well priced gift packs. also this fragrance can be found in discount chemists and the like it doesnt dissapoint. it is long lasting and smells so good on. it is definately not a light scent so those males that dont like to wear something string this is probably not the fragrance for you. if you are a male that wants to smell great all day long then dont hesitate to get this one
cant think of any
Becks has done it, his first fragrance. It smells awsome, fresh and masculine in makes you feel cool and confident. A great choice for day time wear, weather that is a business lunch or a cusul drink with mates, Instinct is the natural choice. Your mates will envy you the ladies will desire you. So listen to your instinct
Fresh Masculine Smell
Cant think of any
Instinct is a very pleasant and impressive fragrance. It is quite masculine and fresh. I would suggest using it when dressed well. Personally I use it when I go to work because it has a professional way to it.
The bottle is well put together and very practical. The lid is magnetic which makes it very secure and easy to open/close.
A very classy masculine Fragrance
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